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Armstrong, BC

HERITAGE MEETS HIGH-PERFORMANCE TECHNOLOGY

DOMINATING THE NORTH OKANAGAN

Stop settling for mediocre. We build high-performance digital weapons for businesses in Armstrong that actually convert traffic into revenue.

YOUR BUSINESS IS BUILT ON LEGACY, NOT BAD CODE

Armstrong is where agriculture meets industry. But if your website looks like it hasn't been updated since the first IPE, you're not just looking "classic"—you're looking obsolete.

From industrial fabrication shops in Spallumcheen to the dairy farms that power our region, every business here needs a digital backbone as strong as their physical presence. We don't do "synergy"—we do websites that work harder than a 5 AM milking.

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Armstrong Strong.

Digital Craftsmanship.

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Local Insight

The Armstrong Edge

Located at the gateway to the Shuswap, Armstrong is more than the 'Cheese Capital'. It's a powerhouse of industrial manufacturing, high-tech agriculture, and resilient community values. We've built our reputation here by mirroring that local work ethic: surgical precision, rugged durability, and zero bullshit.

Hard Truths

YOUR

WEBSITE

SUCKS.

We don't sugarcoat it. Most websites are digital paperweights. Yours shouldn't be one of them.

Ugly & Outdated

Your site looks like it's from 2005. Trust me, your customers notice.

Painfully Slow

If it takes more than 3 seconds to load, they're already gone.

SEO Invisible

You're on page 10 of Google. In other words: you don't exist.

Conversion Killer

Lots of traffic, zero sales. Your website is actively losing you money.

Stop the Bleeding

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NO BULLSHIT

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NO BULLSHIT

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NO BULLSHIT

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NO BULLSHIT

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No Contracts.
No Lock-Ins.

Other agencies try to trap you like a toxic ex with a 12-month “commitment.” We don’t play that game. If you’re not happy, you walk. Simple. You own everything we build—no hostage situations.

Fluent English. For Real.

No accents you can’t understand. No messages that feel like they were run through Google Translate.

Fast Support. Zero Ghosting.

You’ve heard the horror stories—developers disappearing the second the invoice is paid. That’s not us. When you need us, we’re there. Period.

One Point of Contact.
Always.

One dedicated project manager. One inbox. One human. No getting lost in a corporate maze of departments, ticket numbers, and “we’ll circle back.”

Real Developers.
Not AI.

We’re not some kid duct-taping a site together with ChatGPT prompts. We’re real developers with 12+ years of experience. We know what works and what breaks.

Your Own Nerd,
On Demand.

Stop wasting your time wrestling with tech you don’t care about. Focus on running your business. We’ll handle the nerd stuff.

One-Stop Shop. No Hand-Holding Required.

Websites are just the start. We also do phone systems, email hosting, Google Workspace, Google Workspace, Google Ads, PPC, graphic design, video production, hosting, automation, and more. If it’s digital, we probably do it—and we’re damn good at it.

Community Dominance

The Armstrong Standard

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Cultivated Growth

We plant the seeds of SEO early. Your business won't just be online; it will be the first thing locals see when they search for what you do.

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Industrial Speed

No lag. No fluff. Just surgical technology that loads instantly, keeping your industrial and service leads from going to your competitors.

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Bull-Proof Code

We write code as tough as an IPE rodeo bull. Built to handle high traffic and long-term scaling without breaking a sweat.

THE STANDARD WE SET

A better way to build for the web.

We don't do mediocre. We build high-performance digital weapons that dominate your competition.

Instant Loads. Zero Lag.

Patience is a luxury you don't have. If your site doesn't load instantly, you're lighting money on fire. We build for speed that converts.

Surgical Code. No Bloat.

Most devs hide garbage behind a pretty UI. We don't. Our code is clean, efficient, and built to perform—not just 'look' finished.

SEO Domination. No Fluff.

Technical SEO isn't just about keywords. It's about how the web sees your business. We build the architecture that Google actually respects.

Fort-Knox Security. Standard.

Data breaches kill businesses. We don't take chances. Enterprise-grade security isn't a feature; it's the foundation of everything we build.

Intuitive Design. No Friction.

If your customers have to guess where to click, you've already lost. We design surgical paths to conversion that work flawlessly on every device.

Full Ownership. No Traps.

No proprietary lock-ins. No hosting hostage situations. Every pixel and every line of code is yours. We build it, you own it. Period.

Future-Proof Tech. No Debt.

Stop wasting money on 10-year-old WordPress junk. We use the same modern tech stack that powers the world's most successful startups.

Global Edge. Total Speed.

We deploy to the edge. Your site lives mere milliseconds away from your users, regardless of where they are on the planet.

🍁 Built for the True North

Canada, Eh?

Owned and operated in the land of Hockey, Poutine, and Free Healthcare. While we're polite enough to say "sorry" for your current website, we're aggressive enough to make it The Bomb.

Cold Built

Our code is cleaner than a fresh snowfall in the Rockies. Built to survive the harshest digital winters.

Pint Ready

Real humans based in the Great White North. No corporate BS, just straight talk and high-grade talent.

Politely Savage

We'll destroy your competition with a smile. It's the Canadian way of doing business.

Maple Powered

Fuelled by Grade-A syrup and enough caffeine to power a small village in New Brunswick.

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Real Talk

REAL QUESTIONS.
REAL ANSWERS.

You've got questions. We've got zero interest in sugar-coating the truth.

01

How long does a typical project take?

4 to 6 weeks. No endless 'coming soon' phases. We set a deadline, we hit it, and you get a site that actually works. Period.

02

Do you offer hosting and maintenance?

Yes. Fully managed, ultra-fast, and secure. We handle the nerd stuff so you can stop worrying about server patches and focus on making money.

03

Is it going to be expensive?

Define expensive. We aren't the cheapest around, and we don't intend to be. If you want a budget site that looks generic, go to Wix or hire someone on Fiverr. We build custom, high-performance digital experiences for brands that want to actually stand out. You get what you pay for.

04

Will my website be mobile-friendly?

Obviously. If it doesn't work perfectly on a phone in 2026, it shouldn't exist. We build for the thumb first, then the screen.

05

Can I update the content myself?

We can build you a CMS (content management system) if you'd like. Otherwise, you can just shoot us a text or email and we can make the changes for you. Unless you know how to code that is.

06

Will it help me get more leads?

A pretty site is useless if it doesn't convert. We design with psychology and clear calls-to-action to turn visitors into paying customers. That's the whole point.

07

Do you use templates or themes?

Never. Templates are slow, bloated, and look generic. We build custom high-performance machines from scratch that make your competition look like they're stuck in 2010.

08

Who actually owns the website?

You do. 100%. No licenses, no hidden fees, no hostage situations. You own the code, the assets, and the domain. We're just the architects.

09

Can you handle the copywriting too?

We can help, but you know your business best. If you can't write, we'll bring in a pro. We don't do 'lorem ipsum' because placeholders don't sell products.

10

What happens after the site launches?

We don't just 'ghost' you. We offer managed hosting and support to keep your site updated, secure, and lightning-fast while you focus on actually running your business.

What are you
waiting for?

The future of your business starts with a website that actually works. Stop settling for basic.

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